A Visit from the FUGU Clause
Feb 22 , 2021
T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the closet
Not a shoelace was stirring, so we conducted an audit;
The FUGUs had been placed—two-by-two, and with care—
In hopes that human feet would soon wear ‘em outta there.
The shoes were nestled all snug in their places,
Ready to move…and quick: there were no laces.
What’s this? Velcro to keep our feet protected:
All-around comfort here: a technique perfected.
Such a handsome collection of shoes had never been seen,
Full of style and comfort…try them on—you’ll see what we mean.
They’re vegan-friendly, which means you can take a hike or a slog
Knowing no animals were harmed making these shoes or this blog.
And Fugu is famous: we supply Hollywood, if you want to inquire;
Actors are wearing our line in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
They went with the SA-ME, which hugs ankles during the action,
Providing maximum pleasure and most excellent traction.
Now TORO! now UNAGI! now SA-BA and TABI MIJI-KAI!
So many great choices…which one will you buy?
They give great flexibility to both night and day,
Go ahead: get them all. It’s the American way.
Crafted with skill and your optimal joy in our mind,
We’re ahead of the curve, the competition behind.
Non-FUGU-footed people give jealous looks as you pass:
Wearing cool Japanese shoes—sturdy so you won’t fall on your
not what you can do for your shoes but what they can do for you
The answer is clear for Christian and Buddhist, Jewish and Hindu:
The finest footwear to be had by man, woman and child,
FUGU is worn just as easily on the street as in the wild.
So, in this holiday season we say: you deserve FUGU on your feet;
From ankle to toe, you’ll find joy in each pair that you meet.
For every person who has not yet discovered:
Try magnificent FUGU…We’ve got you covered.